Spencer / 22 / New Orleans. Fueled by sarcasm, cynicism, coffee, and alcohol. Ask me how to save a bundle on your car insurance.
Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
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mew // comforting sounds
The last half of this song sounds like the emotional ending to an indie sci fi film.
Homegirl at Walmart randomly took $20 off my receipt.
Don’t be such a Helen Cunt
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I feel like dog shit and horse shit mixed together to make fertilizer, which was used to grow a tree, which got chopped down and made into a cross which Jesus got crucified on.
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Stanley Kubrick on the set of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
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