Too Much Coffee, Not Enough Food

Spencer / 22 / New Orleans. Fueled by sarcasm, cynicism, coffee, and alcohol. Ask me how to save a bundle on your car insurance.

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

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reccord:

mew // comforting sounds

The last half of this song sounds like the emotional ending to an indie sci fi film.

Homegirl at Walmart randomly took $20 off my receipt. 

Don’t be such a Helen Cunt

I feel like dog shit and horse shit mixed together to make fertilizer, which was used to grow a tree, which got chopped down and made into a cross which Jesus got crucified on.

I feel like dog shit and horse shit mixed together to make fertilizer, which was used to grow a tree, which got chopped down and made into a cross which Jesus got crucified on.

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euo:

Stanley Kubrick on the set of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

euo:

Stanley Kubrick on the set of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

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