Too Much Coffee, Not Enough Food
I'm Spencer, a film student in New Orleans. Fueled by sarcasm, cynicism, coffee, and alcohol. Let's begin, shall we?
Hey, Are you going to jazz fest?
- marcharig

Nope, too busy with work and school to go this year.

dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

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hotelvalentine:

When you call your personal shellfish salesman and order atlantic lobster caught fresh straight from nova scotia for your homemade lobster bisque

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